Don't go to church if you don't like people. Church is full of them! Filled with all kinds of messy and broken people - but you know what? -you are no different.
Don't go to church if you like comfort - Going to church will shake up your life - if it isn't doing that, then I recommend that you find another church.
Don't go to church if like the way you are - God wants to change you...conform and transform you more and more into the image of Jesus.
Don't go to church if you want to hold onto your money - Because fundamentally it ain't yours anyway.
Don't go to church if you want to remain anonymous - Going to church isn't like enlisting in the witness protection program - you can't hide.
Don't go to church because they may ask you to serve in some role. I mean, isn't it more intelligently stimulating to sit on couch eating nachos and watch Simpsons re-runs?
Don't go to church because we all know that they are full of hypocrites - But who isn't? Thank God for Jesus and the cross!